(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif
I CANT BREATHE
Premiere of Mary Poppins (August 27, 1964)
au revoir, shoshanna.
Any advice for Ben Affleck ?
*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
Happy 53rd birthday Colin Firth!
”I’m fully aware, that if I were to change professions tomorrow, become an astronaut and be the first man to land on Mars, the headlines in the newspapers would read: ‘Mr. Darcy Lands on Mars.’”
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralysed. vagina broke.